Just when you thought you had seen it all. Just when you thought what in the world can I get for a unique and different Christmas present,Fathers Day gift,or executive gift-- along comes a fun and unique gift just in time for this years’ Christmas season. FLY TACKS, a new product from TWO GUYS WITH FLYS, INK, previously the makers of nothing!! FLY TACKS are handsomely, hand-tied flies from Oregon, that are PUSHPINS. That’s right, no more boring bulletin boards around the office. Who wouldn’t like to have the latest company memo held in place by the ever present – GREEN BUTTED SKUNK? Everyone will notice the latest pay scale increases when the always popular EGG posted them SUCKING LEECH. Got a co-worker that always claims he couldn’t find your message? Stick it to his pile with a MUDDLER MINNOW, and he is sure to get the point.
All kidding aside, fishers and non-fishers alike, will enjoy these conversation pieces,and the gold plated pushpins are a handsome addition to any bulletin board. FLY TACKS are the brainstorm of two really bored fishers in Oregon who obviously have been spending too much time playing with their flies. After deciding their flies were obviously not going to catch any fish, they found the best use for the holding up their losing lottery tickets, and thus FLY TACKS were born. The two corporate moguls, who obviously have no sense of timing, have come out with their product just in time to miss all the Christmas catalogs.
They have no budget for advertising and hope to cash in on the lucrative free business article strategy. Stoly Hackle, winner of the annual CEO coin flip, hopes to get thousands of orders so P.D. Good, Production Manager, will be forced to spend the holidays assembling FLY TACKS in his living room. Not to mention the five-dollar bet that Hackle will cash in on if he manages to get five orders from this venture. FLY TACKS are the perfect gift for every fisher or fisherwomen on your holiday giving list. FLY TACKS make a great conversation piece in the office, and are the perfect way to liven up the usually dull bulletin board. Your boss will love them!
Fly Tacks have already been featured in numerous newspapers,like the Times Picayune,Reno Gazette, and Sacramento Bee.The "Two Guys" have appeared on the Portland Oregon morning show as well as several radio interviews.They have even been recommended by Cosmopolitan Magazine as: "One of the gifts to get that NEW GUY you are dating. If you can't trust Cosmo--who can you trust TWO GUYS WITH FLYS, INK. Also have t-shirts and bumper stickers available, as well as several other fly products. All flys beautifully hand-tied. Some are tied by" ex-friends" who had to meet the original deadline for production!!
All kidding aside, fishers and non-fishers alike, will enjoy these conversation pieces,and the gold plated pushpins are a handsome addition to any bulletin board. FLY TACKS are the brainstorm of two really bored fishers in Oregon who obviously have been spending too much time playing with their flies. After deciding their flies were obviously not going to catch any fish, they found the best use for the holding up their losing lottery tickets, and thus FLY TACKS were born. The two corporate moguls, who obviously have no sense of timing, have come out with their product just in time to miss all the Christmas catalogs.
They have no budget for advertising and hope to cash in on the lucrative free business article strategy. Stoly Hackle, winner of the annual CEO coin flip, hopes to get thousands of orders so P.D. Good, Production Manager, will be forced to spend the holidays assembling FLY TACKS in his living room. Not to mention the five-dollar bet that Hackle will cash in on if he manages to get five orders from this venture. FLY TACKS are the perfect gift for every fisher or fisherwomen on your holiday giving list. FLY TACKS make a great conversation piece in the office, and are the perfect way to liven up the usually dull bulletin board. Your boss will love them!
Fly Tacks have already been featured in numerous newspapers,like the Times Picayune,Reno Gazette, and Sacramento Bee.The "Two Guys" have appeared on the Portland Oregon morning show as well as several radio interviews.They have even been recommended by Cosmopolitan Magazine as: "One of the gifts to get that NEW GUY you are dating. If you can't trust Cosmo--who can you trust TWO GUYS WITH FLYS, INK. Also have t-shirts and bumper stickers available, as well as several other fly products. All flys beautifully hand-tied. Some are tied by" ex-friends" who had to meet the original deadline for production!!
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